Snakes. Bears. Lions - these all belong in the wild. If you consider owning any of these animals as a domesticated pet then your asking for trouble.
When my cat bites me its humorous because hes such a weak little pussy. His biggest threat are his nails and those can be clipped without a problem.
Have you ever seen a bear with clipped nails?
No, because unless you can clip them while hes mauling your face apart then you will never see a bear with clipped nails.
Granted it would be awesome to have a pet bear. Like, you have your friends over to your house/apartment and your showing them around.....
"So this is the kitchen - tile floors, over-head pan rack thing. This is my TV room - 60 inch flat screen plasma HD ready. And this is my bear - fuzzy as shit"
That would be bad ass but feeding that thing would be a whole other animal - literally. You going to go out and fish every morning because thats what bears eat - fish and humans...and grass. Plus the thing would be lame during the winter. It would eat all of your wicker chairs then huddle up in your closet for 4 months.
Lets just draw the line and ferrets.
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